X is the meme

I have to say this meme was irresistible and incredibly consuming. I know I have other things to do and other things to put on my lj but I was hooked.
And restricting myself to 10 favorites was very hard. Now I feel lake coming up with a story for each one… maybe not for some of the ones I left out.

The meme: Google "[Your name] is..." and post your ten favourite.
Corinna is a Selkie (well, I do like a nice hot shower)
Corinna is an on-line textbase ( (eep!)
Corinna is never easy. ( ( No, never)
Corinna is making her own arrangements for your demise. ( (Someone should be worried)
Corinna is one of only two ( (if only! Whatever happened to ‘there can be only one!’)
Corinna is a luscious, larger-than-life figure
Corinna is caught stealing a soft toy ( (What did I do with it?)
Corinna is named nine times,
Corinna is scheduled to install a land treatment sewage disposal system (but I think I'll have to do a bit of research first)
Corinna is so fair, there's no managing her. ( (well, the last bit is probably right, anyway)

And who could resist:
The lesbian gladiatrix Corinna is depicted in a particularly vivid manner;
Corinna is also fatally attracted to Zen's daughter.


Same meme using googlism
corinna is divinely fair (Ovid has a lot to answer for)
corinna is doing the loving (I still susect Ovid)
corinna is the victim of a good drenching in mud by a speeding coach (Obviously distracted)
corinna is widely (No need to rub it in)
corinna is alive (That’s a relief)
corinna is an unholy marriage between pippi longstocking and janis Joplin (I really love this one)
corinna is a special sugarmom who lives in germany (This is pretty special too.)
corinna is already complaining (Not surprised)
corinna is interested in singing
corinna is damned if she does and damned if she doesn't
corinna is so talented and doesn't seem to break a sweat (Sweat gland removal cost a lot!)